At least he didn't say he was a ninja.
It's what the king does.
Squishing is about as natural as breathing in this comic.
I think Dedede has too much girth on him to be squished.
@that guy you know: Yes, he does seem to be pretty girthy.
Doesn't matter DeDeDe I trouble either way
He is a ninja! haha i broke the law!
@Sapar: Look it up in the dictionary, and he's the definition of girth. I give him 10,000 girth points.
@Jarkes: Girth count +1
@Sapar: ...Did you even know what I was referencing?
That ground-pound Pixl from Super Paper Mario?
@Koopa1018: You got it.
@Jarkes: YAY FOR THUDLEY AND GIRTH AND BOWSER AND WATER AND BLOOPERS AND...AND...UMMMMMMMM